The Web Site that Totally Proves You Wrong and OWNS You!
(Parenthetical translations provided for individuals more accustomed to Chat Room "Elite-Speak" than english)

Let it be known that the person who referred you to this site is CERTAINLY right in regards to the disagreement and/or discussion that you have been having with them.
(DU0D YEW TOTALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT THE GUY YER FIGHTING WITH HAS HAQD YEW!#@ HE PWNZ N YEW SUXOR!@#!@$)

Furthermore, you are certainly wrong. Not just wrong, but TOTALLY wrong.
(TOTALLY REELY WRONG DUDE & ALSO YEW R TEH LAME)

There is no way that your argument holds a candle to their argument, and this website, as a neutral observer, stands by that assessment.
(NO WAY COULD YEW EVAR BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS!@#!% YER SO WRONG LAMER THIS WEBSITE SAYS YOU DONUT KNOW N-E-THIN BEKUZ U DONUT@#!@$!)

By merit of the referring party being undeniably right, and you being TOTALLY wrong, it is correct to assume that you have been OWNED by the referring party.
(YER PWNZD!@#!%)

Further analysis of your argument is as follows:

On this "Wrongness Scale" it can be seen that your argument scores a 50: The highest possible wrongness score, enforcing that your argument is indeed, totally wrong.

Wrongness Scale Legend

10: Questionable

20: Unlikely/Improbable

30: Laughable

40: Perhaps true in a Fairy Tale or other Bedtime Story

50: No Basis in Fact or Reality. AKA: Totally Wrong

This has been a public service provided by Vague Perception Entertainment

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